Story: Victory

Wrote this for the 2014 Cuffer, but kind of forgot to finish it and submit, so I’ll just leave it for your amusement. Yes, b’ye. H’aliens.  Wanted the planet, I spose. You gonna eat that gull? Well, from what I heard, they built a great big Jesus laser on the h’island. No, never ended up […]

Flashfic: The Loop

They put the first stage of the Loop on the Loop for poetic reasons, I s’pose. Fishermen’s wives stood out on the porch pinning up clothes while the engineers dragged a 40-inch carbon-fibre pipe across the bog. Nobody knew much to say; seemed like the argument was all but done in the House by that […]