Story: Victory

Wrote this for the 2014 Cuffer, but kind of forgot to finish it and submit, so I’ll just leave it for your amusement. Yes, b’ye. H’aliens.¬† Wanted the planet, I spose. You gonna eat that gull? Well, from what I heard, they built a great big Jesus laser on the h’island. No, never ended up […]

Hey Steve

Yo Steve, Looks like those dirty, lazy Newfs are now joining forces with the dirty, lazy injuns to bleed you dry. ¬†Better get a handle on that, after all you wouldn’t want the last veneer of legitimacy around the old policy of isolating and intimidating the native population to come crumbling down, would you? Call […]

Hey Steve

Letters to a dear PM Hi Stephen, Lucky break with that merging of the parties business, hey? Time to get a move on, I’d say. The Canadian left isn’t just going to remain split and hand you government after government on the back of a 35% popular vote. Strike while the iron is hot, buddy! […]