Thought recipe: May 20, 2014 – Umbrage and tech casserole

A little CBC Needs Help

Shake in a little birdie groove

Blend in two whole distortions of facts

Substitute software alternatives if desired

Stir in a little of Mac dreamscaping, a little jerk software, a dash of supernova, and sprinkle in non-combat strategy

Season with a frisson of build-your-own wifi hard drive

Shake together with crowdfunded alt-fusion

Trickle of Xbox automatic media detection

Fixed doorbell to electrify the dish

Squeeze in one overpriced a townhouse

Knead in a little spoken word

A teaspoon of soured dating fail

Pour in political sludge

Sift out the obvious public service is obvious

Boil until cold.