Slowly bring the case for reparations to a rolling boil, stirring occasionally with a Canadian spoon analog

Reduce with essence of Marvel’s bullshit storylines Iron Man, Cap and Spidey –

Add two excellent geek projects

Season with proper research

Dog poop court case for colour

Dump in 9 fantasy films you already know about.

Sniff with Steve Carell’s fake nose

Prepare a crab on bagel appetizer

Heat to a boil with bad shrimp quota allocation 

Finish with sad news

Serve hot.