Begin with some plucked magpies
Smother with reduced Surface Pro 3
Sieve Outlook’s deleted deleted search
Weigh with the question of whether to rent or buy
Add corporate warfare for contrast
Dust with the myth of heroism
Stir in 10% ethanol commentary
Mince together Metafilter and Google, Ebay to taste.
Rinse with Fiat compliance e-car douchebaggery
Wash without soap
Encase in human intestinal volume research (being careful not to use horribleness)
Store in a warm, dry place and allow to age.