Thought recipe, May 28 2014 – Fluffed shinies on a srsbz platter

Combine in an orbital trash can:

Sliced features Apple should steal

Minced WordPress’s insecurities

Popped sleep psychology

Skin of one suit of foam scale mail

Boil in an indefinitely delayed solar technology

Precisely measure out Biztalk’s overly specific file permission requirements 

Add the wrong amount of Ottawa’s badminton mismemorial

One drop of automated automation

Crumble as much Mike Patton as you can stand, then crush with a basso profundo mortar

Stir in cream of nerd misogyny 

Lay on a base of oppressed (relatively) rich non-male/non-white people

Stop before the limits of growth