Skim the cream from adulthood fail
Lightly sprinkle knights on a treadmill
Ferment with Andy Serkis is a bit of a jerk
Layer with soured ISP threats
Add a piquant of time traveling hijinx
One drop of unclear cellphone-cancer science
Baste with ads featuring ME!
Liberal dose of crazy brain injury guy
A quarter page of The Onion
A soupcon of Awesome Cat
Unpleasantness in Stratford for contrast
Essence of scientific weighing of birthing methods
Some ridiculous litigation for colour.
Dust liberally with Magnets are Wicked
Get rid of the gluten pseudoscience
Best served cold.