Yesterday’s think recipe

Skim the cream from adulthood fail

Lightly sprinkle knights on a treadmill

Ferment with Andy Serkis is a bit of a jerk

Layer with soured ISP threats

Add a piquant of time traveling hijinx

One drop of unclear cellphone-cancer science

Baste with ads featuring ME!

Liberal dose of crazy brain injury guy

A quarter page of The Onion

A soupcon of Awesome Cat

Unpleasantness in Stratford for contrast

Essence of scientific weighing of birthing methods

Some ridiculous litigation for colour.

Dust liberally with Magnets are Wicked

Get rid of the gluten pseudoscience

Best served cold.