Thought recipe May 26 – biological sausage with a corporate douchebag glaze

Begin with some plucked magpies

Smother with reduced Surface Pro 3

Sieve Outlook’s deleted deleted search

Weigh with the question of whether to rent or buy

Add corporate warfare for contrast

Dust with the myth of heroism

Stir in 10% ethanol commentary

Mince together Metafilter and Google, Ebay to taste.

Rinse with Fiat compliance e-car douchebaggery

Wash without soap

Encase in human intestinal volume research (being careful not to use horribleness)

Store in a warm, dry place and allow to age.