A little CBC Needs Help
Shake in a little birdie groove
Blend in two whole distortions of facts
Substitute software alternatives if desired
Stir in a little of Mac dreamscaping, a little jerk software, a dash of supernova, and sprinkle in non-combat strategy
Season with a frisson of build-your-own wifi hard drive
Shake together with crowdfunded alt-fusion
Trickle of Xbox automatic media detection
Fixed doorbell to electrify the dish
Squeeze in one overpriced a townhouse
Knead in a little spoken word
A teaspoon of soured dating fail
Pour in political sludge
Sift out the obvious public service is obvious
Boil until cold.