Combine in an orbital trash can:
Sliced features Apple should steal
Minced WordPress’s insecurities
Popped sleep psychology
Skin of one suit of foam scale mail
Boil in an indefinitely delayed solar technology
Precisely measure out Biztalk’s overly specific file permission requirements
Add the wrong amount of Ottawa’s badminton mismemorial
One drop of automated automation
Crumble as much Mike Patton as you can stand, then crush with a basso profundo mortar
Stir in cream of nerd misogyny
Lay on a base of oppressed (relatively) rich non-male/non-white people
Stop before the limits of growth